June 10, 2023

They live on coal or other raw material drawn not from them but from their not them

June 08, 2023

I don’t want to be one of those people counting the minutes to their retirement

September 14, 2022

He was driving predictably at his speed appropriate for the circumstance

September 02, 2022

You want to know why he did that. I’ll tell you why. It is because Bob Dylan is a cheap fuck

September 01, 2022

I don’t want a coffee but I’ll go with you for a coffee and maybe I will have some rice pudding

August 31, 2022

She’s writing down what we’re saying isn’t she?

August 25, 2022

I was there to divert the conversation so that nothing would happen

August 24, 2022

What? Oh my goodness, what a Diva

why have a house and make it look like a condo? all that minimalism is unattractive.

August 22, 2022

INT. BEDROOM NIGHT WINDOW [Screaming] KILL ME. I am worth more than you. MURDER ME.

August 21, 2022

It’s good to have a little variety because then you….[trailing off into silence]

August 01, 2022

Yeah, so, I think I will take my wife out for a nice dinner. [muffled reply: low confidence]

July 28, 2022

You’re telling me that they never told you what day I would be coming and you’re telling me that you did tell them. Someone is lying!

July 26, 2022

“So, how is it that you managed to be on the roadway that night?”