overheard | overheard

Jan 11, 2026

over — Sun, 11 Jan 2026 22:17:01 +0000

There must be words that in a specific order explain everything.

May 31, 2025

over — Sat, 31 May 2025 13:39:37 +0000

I’m not sure if the squeeze is worth the juice

May 9, 2025

over — Fri, 09 May 2025 13:39:22 +0000

Yeah not great, we’ve been working on this virus at the lab and night before last it leaked all over the floor, like dozens of litres. I mean, it wasn’t my fault of course … I got myself tested just to be safe

August 16, 2024

over — Thu, 29 Aug 2024 02:27:56 +0000

It‘s like some niche reference from like some old episode of Jeopardy

August 24, 2024

over — Sat, 24 Aug 2024 02:28:39 +0000

She took a poop in our living room and tried to hide it by eating it

August 24, 2024

over — Sat, 24 Aug 2024 02:27:28 +0000

He is going to encourage the opposite of what you think is going to happen

August 12, 2024

over — Mon, 12 Aug 2024 21:41:45 +0000

Does that Dutch boy know what happened to your father

July 27, 2024

over — Sat, 27 Jul 2024 13:26:48 +0000

I’m speaking

July 17, 2024; 2 hours later

over — Wed, 17 Jul 2024 11:16:31 +0000

See something, say something

July 17, 2024

over — Wed, 17 Jul 2024 11:16:12 +0000

Anything that is stupid, get rid of it