There must be words that in a specific order explain everything.

I’m not sure if the squeeze is worth the juice

Yeah not great, we’ve been working on this virus at the lab and night before last it leaked all over the floor, like dozens of litres. I mean, it wasn’t my fault of course … I got myself tested just to be safe

It‘s like some niche reference from like some old episode of Jeopardy

She took a poop in our living room and tried to hide it by eating it

He is going to encourage the opposite of what you think is going to happen

Does that Dutch boy know what happened to your father

I’m speaking

See something, say something

Anything that is stupid, get rid of it

Which of the following is the odd one out? Greed, envy, malice, anger and kindness. [pause] And

EXT. STREET CORNER – MORNING

Two men stand diagonally across from each other at a street corner. One man grips a leash attached to a dog and the other is standing next to a cart full of unknown things.

MAN WITH CART
(Yelling repeatedly,)

Did you find the…. [unintelligible word]?
Did you find the…. [unintelligible word]?
Did you find the…. [unintelligible word]?
Did you find the…. [unintelligible word]?
….

MAN WITH DOG
(Finally replies)

I love you BROTHER!

he’s like a bag of forks

ri-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-…ght [Hold ‘ī’ for six seconds]

oh oh

It really doesn’t give anyone anytime to…

What are you eating?

Yeah, I’m not sure what’s going to happen when you call that number….If it’s repairable Jerry, he’ll let you know.

“How can you talk about making things more equitable, but you’re spending $30,000 a year on tuition?”

[remember] Rosie, Rowwwww seeeee, row sea, roeeeeeee zeeeeeee, rohhhhhhhh tseeeeeeeeeeeeee

Exactly!

Oh, I’m sorry. Just wanted to try something

nothing was happening

you have to tell nothing…but the truth

basically it’s a super attractive place

That production company is so (dis)organized. I was scheduled to work 11 hours but only worked [pause for thinking/calculation] none.

He charged me for fucking everything else except the problem

Not talking is better than talking too much

He is a solution finder. He just outsources everything

Q: Why did they win? Why did you lose?

A: They kept scoring more goals than we did.